1. |
One Chord & The Truth
00:09
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South Wales only hardcore band
South Wales only hardcore band
Fucking ripping, fucking quanged
South Wales only hardcore band
South Wales only hardcore band
South Wales only hardcore band
Fucking ripping, fucking quanged
South Wales only hardcore band
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2. |
Ding Dong Probably
01:19
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What’s the name of the band? (ding dong, ding dong probably)
What’s she look like now? (ding dong, ding dong probably)
What sound does a doorbell make? (bing bong, bing bong possibly)
Who’s the best band here? (ding dong, ding dong probably)
I was drinking beer feeling really hard,
starting bands of hardcore in the car of fuselage.
We regretted it the morning after,
but we’d started the best band ever.
and it really was a lot of pressure,
we’d started the best band ever.
I was drinking beer feeling really hard,
starting bands of hardcore in the car of fuselage,
we regretted it the morning after,
starting hardcore bands in the back of his car
and it really was a lot of pressure,
we’d started the best band ever
(whoooaaaaaa).
What’s the name of the band? (ding dong, ding dong probably)
What’s she look like now? (ding dong, ding dong probably)
What sound does a doorbell make? (bing bong, bing bong possibly)
Who’s the best band here? (ding dong, ding dong probably)
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3. |
Friends In Here
01:39
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You want hardcore? (this is hardcore)
You want hardcore? (this is hardcore)
You want hardcore? (this is hardcore)
YES
x2
Slamdance, dick swing, bro down geeks.
Five panel spanners that are constantly on fleek.
Crowd kill, spin kick, have a fucking chat.
In pastel-coloured Ralph Lauren you are a fucking cunt.
It’s like an episode of friends in here.
x8
You want hardcore? (this is hardcore)
You want hardcore? (this is hardcore)
You want hardcore? (this is hardcore)
YES
x2
Fashion show, all you know, gapey fucking snake.
Telling stories of the girls you roundhoused in the face.
Straight edge, white lace, cringing every day.
Monetise your vegan blog to buy MDMA.
It’s like an episode of friends in here.
x8
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4. |
Crisqs
00:06
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Richard, what shape is a Pringle?
HYPERBOLIC PARABALOID
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5. |
Cum Buffet
01:08
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Middle class buffet, fucking cum buffet more like
I just want a pasty and a pizza slice
Cheese on a stick, shove your fancy rice
Sausage rolls in my opinion are nice
Bowl of crisqs, Tesco’s own will fucking do
Don’t feed me canapés, I’ll fucking end you
Cheese and onion quiche, that is up my street
If you want to go posh provide some cold cut meat
Sausage rolls and quiche, party rings and sweets
(Working class buffet, no cum buffet please)
Sausage rolls and quiche, party rings and sweets
(Working class buffet, no cum buffet please)
I don’t care if it is your wedding day
Give us chicken nuggets your cheeseboard's gay
The brides so posh and the grooms so quaint
Be yourselves you clowns you’re from a council estate
Sausage rolls and quiche, party rings and sweets
(Working class buffet, no cum buffet please)
Sausage rolls and quiche, party rings and sweets
(Working class buffet, no cum buffet please)
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6. |
Coffee Punks
00:45
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Coffee shops are better when they’re open in the day.
Coffee shops are better when they’re open in the day.
Tried it once, tried it twice, closed sign on display.
Coffee shops are better when they’re open in the day.
Fucking bullshit, hipster bullshit, fucking bullshit, fucking bullshit.
They haven’t got a card machine (Gluten free IPA).
They haven’t got a card machine (Fucking vegan carrot cake).
They haven’t got a card machine (What the fuck?).
They haven’t got a fucking card machine.
Fucking bullshit, hipster bullshit, fucking bullshit, hipster bullshit.
When you’re self-employed, nothing’s more punk than money.
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7. |
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Oh look! he’s skiving, he’s thieving.
Oh look! Getting drinks off the boys.
Oh look! He’s not carrying the gear.
He hides! his bald head so well.
It’s alright for you boys, you’ve still got your hair.
It’s alright for you boys.
Oh look! He’s swaying not paying.
Oh look! Some girls caught his eye.
Oh look! His wallet’s astounding.
Oh look! Never got a round in.
It’s alright for you boys, you’ve still got your hair.
It’s alright for you boys, you’ve still got your hair.
It’s alright for you boys, you’ve still got your hair.
It’s alright for you boys
Shitting (Shitting), Pissing (Pissing), on folk singers
Shitting (Shitting), Pissing (Pissing), on folk singers
Shitting (Shitting), Pissing (Pissing), on folk singers
Shitting (Shitting), Pissing (Pissing),
On folk singers.
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8. |
I Saw a Goth
00:09
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I saw a goth,
Lurking in the doorway.
Lurking in the doorway,
He is a goth.
He’s sheltering form the rain?
THAT’S NOT GOTHIC
If he was a proper goth he’d walk in the rain
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9. |
Course You Haven't
00:48
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Have you ever heard of Minutemen? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard of Bad Brains? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard of Descendents? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard of Discharge? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard of Circle Jerks? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard The Exploited? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard The Misfits? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard of Black Flag? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard of Motorhead? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard of NoFX? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard of Minor Threat? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard of Adolescents? (Course you haven’t)
Have you ever heard of Hunger Strike? (Course you have)
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10. |
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You….
Take…
The….
Famous egg waft,
they even wrote a film about it,
boys and girls and yes;
You even take the dogs and cats,
never had a chance,
living fifteen foot from a fly over.
All your life,
never been believed,
I don’t give a fuck about Michael Sheen.
Or his Jesus Christ,
Aberavon’s shite,
fuck off back to Hollywood,
the weather’s much nicer there.
Than the Port Talbot Yankee Candle
(hoedown ensues)
You….
Take…
The….
Mask off Hannibal Lector roll it up nice,
real nice.
Now I got some bad news,
I don’t give a fuck about blade runner,
no one give’s a fuck about blade runner.
Now we sprinkle in some sadness,
loneliness, maxi dress,
Talbot road, orange spray, Saturday.
Half past three, isn’t it a sin?
Just don’t forget to get your washing in.
What you’ll find, you’ll never know.
Catching Pokemon from down the road,
and we mix them up in the,
Port Talbot Yankee Candle.
Now she’s going pro at playing Pokemon Go!
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11. |
Kinda Str8 Edge
01:53
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I don’t drink when I’m asleep.
I don’t sniff when I’m in church.
I don’t smoke when I’ve just smoked,
I don’t down pills when I’m in work.
I never mix my drinks (mix my drinks).
And speedballs ain’t my thing (ain’t my thing).
I never roll with king size skins (king size skins).
I’m kinda straight edge.
I don’t puff when I feel rough.
I don’t shoot up on the weekly shop.
I don’t trip when I babysit.
I’ve never licked a tab when I’m down my dads.
I never mix my drinks (mix my drinks).
And speedballs ain’t my thing (ain’t my thing).
I never roll with king size skins (king size skins).
I’m kinda straight edge.
I never mix my drinks (mix my drinks).
And speedballs ain’t my thing (ain’t my thing).
I never roll with king size skins (king size skins).
I’m kinda straight edge.
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12. |
Lone Pine Mall
01:11
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Would you like to buy our new E.P?
In the price you get a time machine.
Travel to the fucking 1980’s,
Just to listen to our new E.P.
Sorry we don’t have it on CD,
That’s as dead a format as can be.
Have to travel to the 1980’s,
If you listen to hardcore see.
No CD’s please
No Mp3’s
No Spotify
Cassette only.
If you value practicality,
Listen to another genre please.
Have to source a retro ghetto blaster,
If you want to be as cool as me.
Fuck you car! And fuck your modern means,
I can’t listen to your words so deep.
“I can’t get fucked and now it’s made me angry,
so we’re available on cassette only.”
No CD’s please
No Mp3’s
No Spotify
Cassette only.
X2
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13. |
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You’re a tracer, tracer, trace around the lines.
Tracer, tracer, tracing all the time.
Tracer, tracer, I know I shouldn’t care.
Tracer, tracer, you’re tracing Rupert Bear.
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14. |
Never Happened
00:07
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In 1969 man landed on the moon (No he didn’t).
In the 1980’s widespread use of CFC’s irreparably damaged the ozone layer (Never happened).
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15. |
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Fawn and black,
Cute enough to cause a heart attack,
Eyes so big they see in to your soul,
Loves to eat so fucking fill his bowl.
(He’s just a little dog).
Fawn and black,
Cute enough to cause a heart attack,
Eyes so big they see in to your soul,
Loves to eat so fucking fill his bowl.
(He’s just a little dog).
He’s a little prince if anything
He’s a little prince if anything
He’s a little prince if anything
He’s a little prince if anything
Fawn and black,
Cute enough to cause a heart attack,
Eyes so big they see in to your soul,
Loves to eat so fucking fill his bowl.
(He’s just a little dog).
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16. |
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Skin like worn out leather,
Not a tooth in her head,
Diagnosed with cancer.
Urban pavement dweller,
Corporate bank’s her bed,
Welsh rain is her shower.
It’s Lesley leatherface,
Bargain Booze and Wetherspoons all day.
At one with Mother Nature,
The whole world is her throne,
She made them wash the beer garden.
Whilst sat out in the cold,
They hang on every word,
The Queen of South Wales street life.
It’s Lesley leatherface,
Bargain Booze and Wetherspoons,
Vicky Gardens got no food,
It’s not a front, la member that you cunt.
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17. |
Tool of Babylon
01:05
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Tool of Babylon,
Tool of Babylon,
The following things are a Tool of Babylon.
Facebook (Tool of Babylon)
Hashtags (Tool of Babylon)
Paracetamol (Tool of Babylon)
Fucking trains (Tool of Babylon)
Clocks (Tool of Babylon)
Jaws from Jaws (Tool of Babylon)
An coffee please, “oh what’s your name” (Tool of Babylon)
You, you twat (Tool of Babylon)
“Reggae odyssey ensues”
Tool of Babylon,
Tool of Babylon,
The following things are not a Tool of Babylon.
Ding Dong Probably (Not a Tool of Babylon)
His imperial majesty Haile Selassie the First (Not a Tool of Babylon)
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18. |
#squadgoalz
00:59
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Fill a car with all your closest friends
(That my friend is squad goals).
Then drive it off a fucking cliff
(That my friend is squad goals).
Strike a pose as you hit the ground
(That my friend is squad goals).
Hash tag, most fun we’ve ever had
(That my friend is squad goals).
My life is the best it’s true,
And if I say it then it must be true.
Darren drank three beers, I drank four
(That my friend is squad goals).
Richard had no beers, I drank more
(That my friend is squad goals).
There ain’t no competition and there ain’t no fuss
(That my friend is squad goals).
Everyone aspire to be like us
(That my friend is squad goals).
He once lent me a DVD,
It was his best fucking DVD
(That my friend is squad goals, that my friend is squad goals).
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19. |
Beaujolais Day
01:06
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They fly it over on a plane,
All the way to Swansea for you.
No one else is fooled,
Just you and your crew.
Don’t you know the French are fucking laughing at….
(Beaujolais) You know his mother can't cope.
(Beaujolais) Because the boy’s on dope.
(Beaujolais) Floral pattern dicky bows.
(Beaujolais) He’s gonna try and steal the show.
Topman’s had a hammering,
All the way to Morgan’s Hotel.
The cardigan shapes,
Alabaster gapes,
No one’s sure how or why this happened to…..
(Beaujolais) You know his mother can't cope.
(Beaujolais) Because the boy’s on dope.
(Beaujolais) Floral pattern dicky bows.
(Beaujolais) He’s gonna try and steal the show.
(Beaujolais) You know his mother can't cope.
(Beaujolais) Because the boy’s on dope.
(Beaujolais) Floral pattern dicky bows.
(Beaujolais) He’s gonna try and steal the show.
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20. |
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I still remember the California Games,
You don’t remembron te Californian Gamez.
Half pipe, roller skating, surfing.
BMX, flying disk, footbag (it’s a type of hackeysack)
Half pipe, roller skating, surfing.
BMX, flying disk, footbag.
I still remember the California Games,
You don’t remember the California Games,
But I bet you know Mario one.
Half pipe, roller skating, surfing.
BMX, flying disk, footbag (it’s a type of hackeysack)
Half pipe, roller skating, surfing.
BMX, flying disk and footbag.
I still remember the California Games,
I still remember the California Games.
I still remember the California,
I still remember the California,
I still remember the California… Games.
Half pipe, roller skating, surfing.
BMX, flying disk, footbag (it’s a type of hackeysack)
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21. |
How Can I Put This?
00:26
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22. |
I Hate My Postman
01:21
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I hate my postman,
I hate my postman,
The guy is an absolute bell end.
The letterbox is an ample size, please don’t fold my post retard,
There really is no need the letters go through in one piece…
But No, It’s cleaved and twain and soaking wet again,
Wearing shorts in the rain is a sign of low intelligence.
I hate my postman,
I hate my postman,
The guy is an absolute bell end.
What’s that sticking half way in my letterbox soaking wet?
Crammed betwixt the flaps in a devil may care manner,
Another red card, oh sorry you weren’t in,
Sorry you’re the biggest cunt in the world more like.
So down to Neath I go, doing your fucking job for you,
I may as well put on some shorts to get in character.
Try to be more pleasant you fucking peasant,
You are probably illiterate as well, I’m gonna kill you.
I hate my postman,
I hate my postman,
The guy is a bell end.
Just because I answer in my dressing gown doesn’t make me a waster,
It’s more convenient than clothes at this particular time.
Just because I answer in my dressing gown doesn’t make me a waster,
It’s more convenient than clothes at this particular time.
You arrive at an inappropriate time.
You arrive at an inappropriate time.
You arrive at an inappropriate time.
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23. |
Rainbow Slug
00:13
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Antisocial, massive head
(Still a slug, ugly slug)
Multicolours on her head
(fuck off slug, fuck off slug)
You’re seeing lies, I’m seeing red
(I don’t even know the slug)
Heavy like a tonne of lead
(Heavy slug, ugly slug)
Rainbow slug, rainbow slug,
I hate your face I love my pug
He loves his pug, rainbow slug,
He hates your face he loves his pug.
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24. |
Normal People Scare You
01:12
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OK so I’ve got a question,
Should I ask Google or Facebook?
I’m so starved of attention,
Won’t you slide in my DM?
I thought you couldn’t be more of a tool,
Of Babylon, you go and prove me wrong.
You say “normal people scare you”.
I say “you should get it tattooed”.
You say “that idea's awful”.
Good point, you’re really fucking normal.
I thought you couldn’t be more of a tool,
Of Babylon, you go and prove me wrong.
Oh look! Look at me I’m different.
I liked Slipknot back before you.
I’m so very fucking different.
I’ll fucking roller derby over you.
I thought you couldn’t be more of a tool,
Of Babylon, you go and prove me wrong.
I thought you couldn’t be more of a human toilet,
You go and prove me wrong.
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25. |
90 Minute Hardcorefilm
01:17
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Joey left a gift in the box of guffs,
He must have left it when my back was turned.
Looking at the cover it’s party time baby,
Because tonight girl lady loves lady.
Imagine my surprise when I opened the case
(There was nothing there, there was nothing there)
I had to use my imagination
(Pictures in his mind all the fucking time)
Me and the boys we’s fizzing at the gills.
Ninety minute
x7
Joey left a gift in the box of guffs,
He must have left it when my back was turned.
Where the fuck did he get something so dirty?
He brought it back from St Pauli.
Let’s talk about my virginity
(I think it’s growing back, it’s fucking growing back).
It ain’t rocket science motherfucker
(I think it’s growing back, it’s fucking growing back).
Me and the boys were fizzing at the gills.
Ninety minute
x15
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26. |
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Skip the hospital straight to the morgue.
x4
Walking to The Duke on Friday night (whoaaaaaa).
Try to avoid the motherfuckers looking for a fight (whoaaaaaa).
Can of bow and a gram of the finest snow (whoaaaaaa).
It’s either fuck or fight and fuck has left the show (whoaaaaaa).
Skip the hospital straight to the morgue.
x4
Oh how clever you set his dreads on fire (whoaaaaaa).
What a shame your hourly wage will always be a fiver (whoaaaaaa).
Girl in arm and a sheep under the other (whoaaaaaa).
Don’t choke on your mixed kebab from the Parade Diner (whoaaaaaa).
Skip the hospital straight to the morgue.
x4
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27. |
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Do a line of coke, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Tell a funny joke, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Build memories with friends, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Get Alzheimer’s in the end, it doesn’t fucking matter at all.
Travel see the world, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Fuck a boy or girl, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Follow Donald or the Pope, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Candlestick or rope, it doesn’t fucking matter.
From nothing we came, to nothing is where we’ll return
(I feel sick).
From nothing we came, to nothing is where we’ll return
(I wish I was dead).
Atheist or Catholic, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Capitalist or Communist, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Sadist or masochist, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Genius or illiterate, it doesn’t fucking matter.
From nothing we came, to nothing is where we’ll return
(I feel sick).
From nothing we came, to nothing is where we’ll return
(I wish I was dead).
From the tuppence you came, to the tuppence you long to return
(I feel sick).
From the tuppence you came, to the tuppence you long to return
(I wish I was dead).
Touch yourself or don’t, it doesn’t fucking matter.
It’s not that I can’t I won’t and, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Up in Heaven, down in Heck, it doesn’t fucking matter.
Broken heart or broken neck, doesn’t fucking matter.
We’re all gonna be dust anyway.
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28. |
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We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It has instructed me to hold a girls hand.
We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It has informed me to wank a Wham Bar off.
I’m very displeased and I’m going to kill you
(How the fuck did this letter find you?).
I’m afraid in this case it has to be a refusal
(Why the fuck did you have to steal all those jewels?).
We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It told me to touch myself and say today please.
We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It told me get rid of it and be a Ken doll.
I’m very displeased and I’m going to kill you
(How the fuck did this letter find you?).
I’m afraid in this case it has to be a refusal
(Why the fuck did you have to steal all those jewels?).
We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It told me I simply had to eat some piss
We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It insisted I had to gape a snake post haste.
Never trust The Oracle.
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29. |
Flat Earthers
01:25
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The world is flat and if you don’t agree,
Then not only are you stupid but you’ll probably believe,
Everything you see on the TV,
The world is flat don’t fuck with me.
The world is a disk not a ball you fool,
China’s to the east not underneath you tool.
They would fall into space it would be a disgrace,
Educate yourself don’t shame the human race.
The world is flat idiot,
Flat as fuck idiot.
The world is flat idiot,
Flat as fuck idiot.
The world looks like a giant plate,
If you think it’s a sphere you’re not my mate.
I can’t cope with stupidity,
It’s common sense not philosophy.
The world is flat idiot,
Flat as fuck idiot.
The world is flat idiot,
Flat as fuck idiot.
The Earth, is obviously flat
You fucking cunts
It’s not fucking round is it
It’s flat
You twat
The world is flat idiot.
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