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We Have Consulted The Fetish Oracle

from Up In Heaven, Down In Heck. by Ding Dong Probably

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We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It has instructed me to hold a girls hand.
We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It has informed me to wank a Wham Bar off.

I’m very displeased and I’m going to kill you
(How the fuck did this letter find you?).
I’m afraid in this case it has to be a refusal
(Why the fuck did you have to steal all those jewels?).

We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It told me to touch myself and say today please.
We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It told me get rid of it and be a Ken doll.

I’m very displeased and I’m going to kill you
(How the fuck did this letter find you?).
I’m afraid in this case it has to be a refusal
(Why the fuck did you have to steal all those jewels?).

We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It told me I simply had to eat some piss
We have consulted the Fetish Oracle,
It insisted I had to gape a snake post haste.

Never trust The Oracle.

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from Up In Heaven, Down In Heck., released June 17, 2017
Music & Lyrics By Ding Dong Probably

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