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I hate my postman,
I hate my postman,
The guy is an absolute bell end.

The letterbox is an ample size, please don’t fold my post retard,
There really is no need the letters go through in one piece…
But No, It’s cleaved and twain and soaking wet again,
Wearing shorts in the rain is a sign of low intelligence.

I hate my postman,
I hate my postman,
The guy is an absolute bell end.

What’s that sticking half way in my letterbox soaking wet?
Crammed betwixt the flaps in a devil may care manner,
Another red card, oh sorry you weren’t in,
Sorry you’re the biggest cunt in the world more like.
So down to Neath I go, doing your fucking job for you,
I may as well put on some shorts to get in character.
Try to be more pleasant you fucking peasant,
You are probably illiterate as well, I’m gonna kill you.

I hate my postman,
I hate my postman,
The guy is a bell end.

Just because I answer in my dressing gown doesn’t make me a waster,
It’s more convenient than clothes at this particular time.
Just because I answer in my dressing gown doesn’t make me a waster,
It’s more convenient than clothes at this particular time.

You arrive at an inappropriate time.
You arrive at an inappropriate time.
You arrive at an inappropriate time.

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from Up In Heaven, Down In Heck., released June 17, 2017
Music & Lyrics By Ding Dong Probably

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South Wales Only Hardcore Band

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