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When it’s Christmas time and you get a shit present
And you have to fake a smile 'cause the whole room's watching
It’s really fucking hard I don’t want to seem ungrateful
It’s the same every year, and man I’ve had a fuck full

You say thank you very much through your teeth though they’re gritted
I’ve got a lot of time for the sweater that you've knitted
It’s only now another six months before I throw it away
And I will throw it away

So we’re all gathered round with these people that we hate
We’ve had our Christmas fong and we’re forced to celebrate
I don’t see them all year now I’m sitting on my floor
They’ve overstayed their welcome one more present time to go

So you open up the paper just to see what it is
But it is a pile of shit so you throw it in the bin
I wouldn’t even get a pound for it on eBay
A pound on eBay

And I’m sick of charades and I’m bored of board games
If this was someone else’s house it’d be engulfed in flames
I want to play hungry hippos and cwtch my dog
I don’t want to share my yule tide log

They’re eating all my food and they’re shitting in my toilet
I want to have some fisticuffs I fear that it would spoil it
I’m a prisoner in my house now I wish they’d die
Did I just say die?
Yes I did.

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from Ding Dong Merrily On High, released December 1, 2017

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