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Pre​-​Loved Phallus Pamphlet

from Dingdology by Ding Dong Probably

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If there's one thing, that I want less
Than a second hand syringe.
It's a second hand cock mag.

If there's one thing, that I want less
Than a second hand flesh light
It's a second hand cock mag.

Way back, in Swansea Town
There was this man who would sell them for just a pound,
We were always well underage so we'd just look from a distance,
Confused and well slightly aroused.

When I finally realised,
That the pictures were viewed through a pervert's eyes,
It made me think of the hygiene implied,
I felt physically sick and my cock it just died.

If there's one thing that I want less
Than a second hand cock mag,
It's a second rate hardcore band.

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from Dingdology, released June 30, 2018
Additional Vocals by Phil Humphreys

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