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Dingdologist Criterion

from Dingdology by Ding Dong Probably

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Listen up everybody, because we have compiled a list.
Of qualities and attributes (and tasks)
to be a Dingdologist

One – Devour a buffet of cum
Two – Build a Shit Monster when you plop
Three – Drink a heart palpitation coffee
Four – Be proper hardcore
Five – Accept that you're going to be dust

Six – Sit down when you piss
Seven – Down in heck, up in heaven
Eight – The world is full of cunts mate
Nine – Profits are Babylon
Ten – Do all your writing with a quill not a pen

If you don't fulfill the criteria,
It means that you are inferior,
and you do not have, what it takes to be a Dingdologist.

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from Dingdology, released June 30, 2018

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