At Christmas time way across the sea
The weather is nice so we have Christmas on the beach
We don't stay indoors, we not at all bored
Unless of course you’re talking about a surf board
Lay on the sand, cocktail in hand
Diddely Ding Dong Probably are rocking a de band stand
Wear sun glasses, the sun dem shine
Have a glance around at all the bums and schmeckles
We don't like turkey, it tastes like pubes
Get on the beach and light up the barbecue
Break out the lobster, the Christmas lobster
And add mo' fire and burn so we can all have...
Christmas on the beach
The only present you need is a tube of sun cream
Christmas on the beach
All the lickle elves are collecting shells
Christmas on the beach
The pigs in blankets are covered in sand
Christmas on the beach
Here comes Santa the paedo he’s wearing red Speedos
Christmas on the beach
They do it in Australia, ding dong’s not afraid of ya
Christmas on the beach
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